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Here Comes Santa reviewed by RAD Video
Reviewed by: Tommy Atkins
Rating: 
Here's a festive little yule number from French Canada. A variety of big-cocked "Santas" show up at boys' homes to see if they've been naughty or nice. It doesn't really matter, though, as they all get topped by these specially summoned "Saint Dicks."
Order taker, Roger Dickens, plays a Christmas Carol on his giant cock whilst in his red combination underwear and elf hat. He shoots a healthy load a sweet jizz to get us started.
The star of this video for me is Louis Bisson. He is the prettiest boy, with a fabulous body and a gorgeous ass. He calls for his Santa and Antonio Ferrari shows up. Handsome Antonio cannot wait to finger that perfectly sweet butthole before sinking in his thick pecker. He pounds away, driving dear Louis to moaning ecstasy. Louis then sits prettily on Santa's silky lovesnake and takes up a variety of positions before getting his pretty buns sprayed with hot, juicy cum.
Next, tattooed, pierced Carl Lagrange gets a long, fat, uncut package from Santa Brad Rioux, who plows into Carl's tight butt with a vengeance. He then releases a huge salvo of white, showering spunk.
While handsome Yan Clark's wife is out shopping, he has quite the gay hour with Santa-stud, Jeff Lemieux. Both have huge cocks, which they suck and wank to streaming climax all over each other's bodies.
Last, adorable Louis returns to deliver toys to blond-doll, Pascal Leroux, a Santa-in-waiting it turns out. He provides Louis a stiff tree on which this angel can perch, easing that thick dick deep into his delectable, pink asshole.
Santa cums more than once a year in this town, that's for sure.
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Here Comes Santa review by Guide Mag
By Giacomo Tramontagna, January 2004
Rating: 
Dedicated male hustlers who work for the Santa Agency (1-800-69-SANTA) wend their way through frigid Montreal dispensing toasty Christmas cheer. Prior exposure to Canadian porn may lead you to approach Here Comes Santa with trepidation, but this 80-minute stocking-stuffer from Flash Conway is better than jaded viewers might think. The production is simple, Conway's camerawork is flawed, and the idea could have been swiped from the bottom drawer of Brigade Studios. Conway proves, nevertheless, that he's a genuinely capable director. His young, uncircumcised models are fresh, engaging, impressively endowed, and happily into the sex.
In a prologue set in the Santa Agency's office, elfin Roger Dickens, his decidedly non-elfin cock protruding from sassy red long-johns, beats off. Then pale, black-haired Louis Bisson, whose goatee makes him look like a forest god in training, orders the agency's "Santa Special" by phone, and Antonio Ferrari shows up in a Santa Claus cap with a shopping bag containing a dildo (which, alas, is never used). Ferrari seems less comfortable on camera than most of the other models, but when he piston-fucks Bisson, you can forgive him for approaching gay sex as if he were a contestant on The Fear Factor.
The remaining three sex scenes are more successful, especially when depicting oral piggery. There's a surprisingly hot oral-obsessive bathroom encounter between Jeff Lemieux, as Santa #3, and businessman Yan Clark. Bisson reappears in the fifth and last segment for a session with Pascal LeRoux, his luscious, ginger-blond boyfriend.
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Here Comes Santa reviewed by QX PORN REVIEW by SV... London England.
With the scene set for yuletide joviality on the Rue saint Nicolas in Montreal the countdown to Crimbo begins, and yes this Santa 'Canadian style' is stacked and very prepared to come down your chimney or up your flue! So join the queue to be one of Santa's helpers - a description that could not be applied to the first jerk off Mr. Claus to grace the screen - he plays with his big uncut stiff cock, banging it against his own hand and shooting his load. Sometimes the best presents are the ones you give yourself.
Scene 2 - Your own special Santa is just a phone call away and when he arrives he's quick to unwrap his parcel and park his packet. Good close up action featuring thrusting penetration and glittering balls. Thank God the music accompanying the sex scenes was not traditional Christmas music - I would have needed another sherry!
Scene 3 - Who would have believed that Santa had a cute French accent, various piercings, tattooes and had a passion for sucking cock. A nice surprise in this part of the movie is that the guy who you thought would be doing the fucking is actually the guy that gets screwed.
Scene 4 - Onto the next drop as you know Santa has to deliver to everyone by morning. With the camera remaining underneath the action, these two festive lads really get to grips with each other; Deep-throating each other and rimming but not quite under the mistletoe.
Scene 5 - Still more loads to shoot and more fairies to put on top of their trees. Now it's Santa's turn to get shafted.
The guys featured in this video are very cute to say the least - look out for Louis Buisson. His cheeky French Canadian smile was bound to get him into trouble and proof was certainly in the Christmas pudding.
Written, directed and produced by Flash Conway, Here Comes Santa is an ideal stocking filler, a present you might stumble across under your holly bush or even something given to you if you were invited to sit on Santa's knee. Ho ho ho!
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Here Comes Santa reviewed by Frisky Fans (www.friskyfans.org)
Reviewed by FriskyBoy
Canadian director Flash Conway has done his part to spread Christmas cheer to all the good gayboys around with his cute film Here Comes Santa. Perhaps his finest present under this tree is the discovery of Louis Buisson. Possessed of adorable face, kissable lips, smooth body and a beautiful ass that begs to be plowed, he's a precious find. He easily burns up his two scenes that he graces in this film, and let's keep out fingers crossed that he'll be appearing in more.
There are also plenty of other fine models here as well. And these guys eat each other up in the movie's five action scenes.
Here Comes Santa is about an escort agency where the employees dress as Santa suits around the holidays, bringing happiness and cheer to their clients.
The first scene is a nice solo performance by Roger Dickens. His last name is apt. Pushing aside his loosely fitted suit, reveals a most impressive stiff piece of uncut meat. He slowly pulls the skin around his helmet head, pulling on his staff. He finishes with a money shot - while wearing his red, open costume throughout.
The movie heats right up in the second scene when Luis Buisson opens the door for his good-looking Sanata-costumed buddy, Antonio Ferrari. Ferrari makes a pretty good stab at quenching Buisson's prodigious anal desires.
Ferrari mounts the gorgeous bubble-butt from behind. Then he takes on this hairless, delicious-looking hole in several other positions. The makes one great scene!
After this, the next scene is dominated by a beautiful cock, as opposed to a beautiful ass. This remarkable top is Brad Rioux, a cute brunet with lots of energy and hot spunk. Rioux is a Santa who is sent to give a package to tattooed Carl Lagrange.
Their duet together is explosive. Rioux has a cock that should go down in the annals of porn. Hopefully we will see in going down more anals as well! Here it's perfectly fine going down Lagrange's ass.
Rioux tops Lagrange on his fours and on his stomach. Director Flash Conway does a great job here capturing clearly the fleshy fun in detail at all angles. Rioux finishes by firing an explosive money shot out of his howitzer, raining joyjuice down onto his own face, and onto a surprised Lagrange. What a weapon!
In the next scene, businessman Yan Clark lets Santa Jeff Lomieux into his hotel room. After declaring they have an hour before his wife returns, they proceed for an all-oral suck session beginning in the bedroom and ending in the bathroom.
Both guys have nice dicks, and they shoot on each other's bodies.
The final scene is a fine finish, in particular because we get to see Louis Buisson give a well-deserved encore. The love from the Santa Agency inspires Buisson to get frisky with his boyfriend, Pascal Leroux, a handsome blond.
Buisson gets even better here. He and Leroux appear to really be into each other, and their sex performance shows. Leroux has a sexy body, trimmed pubes and a long uncut dick that slides into Buisson no-muss no-fuss.
With his hole open and exposed, Leroux pumps in and out as if he were happily splitting open a tight tunnel between two ripe melons.
This time Buisson has met his sexual match. Leroux's thrusts take the bottomboy over the edge, and he releases a big, creamy load on his abs.
A hot ending to a hot film. These Canadian productions just keep getting better and better.
This movie is available on VHS and DVD, and it is worth every penny.
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